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slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

slumbermancer:

fruitsoftheweb:

Damage prediction on pears during transportation.

bad and naughty children get put in The Pear Wiggler to atone for their crimes

“Obviously I’ll never be in anything with the commercial success that Harry Potter has but then again neither will anyone else.”

Only forgive someone because you believe they are truly sorry, not because you want them back in your life.
mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

mathsturbation:

graduated cylinder

intensional:

THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS

intensional:

THEY ARE BREAKING UP AND THIS IS WHAT SHE SAYS

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

hardollarsign:

flyawaymax:

fuck i only have 151 hours left on this i better charge it quick

do you have a fucking nuclear generator as your battery

impaire:

I hate school because it’s that time of the year where you realize you aren’t just ugly, you’re also stupid.

i-am-sher-221b-locked-in-berk:

trying to look cool in public with a friend like

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just-a-mean-teen:

My anaconda will take whatever it can get at this point

littleredrin:

people not in CA: ‘september is the start of autumn! it’s so nice, it’s chilly and i can wear sweaters/drink hot beverages while watching the leaves turn red/orange/whatever!’

me:
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wildniam:

theres this facebook group going on for worlds hottest teen and look

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soybby:

ok atlanta i see u…

wandererstryding:

if you think having thick hair is a blessing youre wrong